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manipulationsaremything:

sheld0nc0oper:

imdirkmaiandthispianoisbroken:

HE THREW HIS CAT

OH MY GOD HE THREW HIS FUCKING CAT

AND HIS FACE

THE REDNESS OF HIS FACE

OMG

THIS

THIS

THIS

THIS

THIS

“WHAT WERE YOU THINKING”
Well I’m that your reaction is fucking hilarious as fuck.

It’s ellegal.

It’s ellegal!

actually it’s illegal pronounced ‘eel-legal’ but ok

eel legal

Aren’t these games supposed to be for adults? Why would the game designer cater to ten year old players?

i wish i had an interesting life and a good sense of humor so i could make funny text posts

My birthday is coming up in 10 days (June 13th) and I don’t know what to do for it :/

kitkaloid:

i got a cat yesterday but i think he’s broken

theanimalblog:

Seven-week-old puma cub Missuula tries to catch her keeper at zoo Friedrichsfelde in Berlin, Germany. Picture: EPA/STEPHANIE PILICK

Right now, at 9:24am, I desperately want cake/almond tarts.

And I don’t even like cake.

comeonover-valerieee:

frat boy Nuzhat

This is a picture of ~~my best friend~~ this stupid bitch who went to my high school.

I am so embarrassed to love her.