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  • white person: how do you say my name in your language??

jacobshutup:

u can tell im real because if i was gonna catfish id use someone hot

Metrocards go up every year, b

hervacationh0me:

Niggas are gonna have to start robbing people for their metrocards and shit. Chill by the machine like

“Oh, you got that monthly unlimited?”
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Me: Oh, no thank you. I don’t drink.
Me: *smokes weed everyday*

I think I’m going to go to the store and buy poptarts and waffles tomorrow